Floridians like winter with a just couple of cold days and lots of sun. They don’t own heavy coats or boots. They drink hot cocoa and coffee all year even in the heat of Summer. They have fireplaces that burn and stop with a push of a button. They like the idea of snow but prefer to watch it from afar. They have never owned a snow shovel and don’t roast chestnuts on open fires. Their roadways are never salted. They prefer salt on rims of drink glasses instead.
It’s me, I’m a Floridian.